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October 3rd, 2006


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06:36 pm - I feel so dirty!
This morning, I was all snuggled up between Mama and Mamaloo in the bed, and I felt so safe and warm and cozy. Mmmmmm! There was also a very warm body with soft fur just below me, so I was hemmed in at all sides with all kinds of snuggly goodness.

Then the clock started screaming and Mamaloo hit it. We all tried to go back to sleep. Then it screamed again and she hit it again. It went off again and both Mama and Mamaloo decided it was time to get up so they wouldn't be late for something called School. I don't know what it is but it makes my mamas grumble about getting up early so it can't be any good. Anyway, Mama nudged me by accident and bumped me into the soft furry snuggly body, who hissed at me.

It was my archnemesis, velcrobutt! I hissed right back at her and hit her, and then she jumped off the bed and ran away so I ran after her so I could hit her some more.

I think I spent about three hours washing myself. Uggghhhh...

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From:paws_and_effect
Date:October 4th, 2006 06:10 pm (UTC)
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That happened to me the other night. I curled up on Mama's bed and I was so nice and warm. Then Mama's beeping-thing went off and I woke up to find that the nasty, poop-smelling kitten, Dahlia, had snuggled herself right up next to me! Well! I had to hiss and bat at her so she'd know never to do that again!

Poor domesticpanther! Maybe we should start a mutual sibling misery society!

~Siouxsie
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From:domesticpanther
Date:October 6th, 2006 06:33 am (UTC)
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Good idea! You up for co-authoring the Sibling Manifesto? We could come up with all kinds of rules to make them follow...
From:paws_and_effect
Date:October 6th, 2006 07:27 pm (UTC)
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Yeah! Sibling Manifesto! I'm all for it. Let us tell the cats of the world that they don't have to put up with nasty, stinky, poo-smelling little brothers and sisters! Grrrrrrrrrrr!
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From:polycat
Date:October 8th, 2006 01:58 am (UTC)
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OMG ME TOO!!! i ended up smooshing in to FRANKIE! fumky funly frankie. all the perfumes in arabia cannot sweeten my little paws now.
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From:domesticpanther
Date:October 9th, 2006 01:55 am (UTC)
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I'm so sorry Poly! Do you want to help me and Siouxie write the Sibling Manifesto?
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From:polycat
Date:October 9th, 2006 03:06 am (UTC)
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yes, i would love to contribute.
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From:greenglowgrrl
Date:January 24th, 2007 04:40 am (UTC)
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Have you got this in your email? I think it might not be true.
http://chrisdolley.livejournal.com/65951.html

Mungojerry.
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From:domesticpanther
Date:January 25th, 2007 09:44 pm (UTC)
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It looks like a hoax to me. Were it true, I might not give the tuna back :)

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